Nice Thing,
some definition----:
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:- A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:- A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:- It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:- Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:- An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:- A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:- A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
A lots of definitions.. want to more..........like this
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